February 2012
733 posts
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
#RealTalk thug lyfe swag deadass doe
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tamechevyimpala:
You snorted coke? Did the carbonation hurt your sinuses?
itsbetterthananal:
dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like the base of my laptop
Anonymous asked: You went skiing for a week?!?!?!? I'm so jealous!
Anonymous asked: "If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape"
back from a week of skiing
thanks to all of those who didn’t unfollow me :)
I love ‘I Just Want My Pants Back’ with errrrything in me
I’m afraid to watch jersey shore because I don’t want to lose all those brain cells at once
I feel like the season 1 Josh in Drake and Josh